what's in a name...?

I can't believe I'm responding to a meme without having been tagged! However, I saw this on Hobbygasa's blog and really liked it. If interested, drop me a comment with your alter ego's names
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YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car) = Budgie Malibu

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav. ice cream flavor, favorite cookie) = Vanilla Kourambiede

YOUR "FLY GIRL" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of last name) = kbrou

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) = Blue Kitty

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) = Maria Kingston

YOUR STAR WASH NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) = Brokr

SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink, put "The" first) = The Purple G&T

STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy) = Vanilla Smarties

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names) = Maria B. or Maria V. (note: people born in Greece tend not to have middle names - their "middle name" is the first initial of their father's name. My father's father's first initial could be either B or V in English. End of boring cross-cultural information session.)

And, let me add a popular one that I have come across:

PORN STAR NAME (name of first pet and name of first street you lived on): Budgie Toronto

Neither the rock star or porn star names really work for me. SIGH.